CheekyGorilla
DEAD SERIOUS MEN classic tee
No joke.
The Dead Serious Men’s Classic Tee is for those who mean business—serious business. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, this shirt combines the perfect balance of humor and intensity, showing the world that while you might have a sharp wit, you’re not here to play around.
With a bold design that gets straight to the point, the Dead Serious tee is perfect for the man who’s all about getting things done, no nonsense, no distractions. Whether you're tackling your goals head-on or simply making a statement, this shirt lets everyone know you’re not kidding around.
Wear it, and show the world that you may be lighthearted, but when it’s time to be serious, you’re dead serious. Because in a world full of games, you’re the one who plays to win.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |