EARTH NOT INCLUDED Short-Sleeve MEN'S T-Shirt

Some shirts are grounded. This one? Absolutely not.

"EARTH NOT INCLUDED" is for the cosmic thinkers, star-hoppers, and reality skippers who were never meant to stay tethered. Why settle for down-to-earth when your mind’s already light-years ahead?

Slip into this tee and prepare for liftoff—no baggage, no gravity, no planet required. Whether you're plotting your next escape from the mundane or just dodging small talk at warp speed, this shirt sends the message loud and clear.

Ideal for alien sympathizers, daydream astronauts, and anyone who’s already mentally off-world. Just don't blame us when people ask, “Are you even from here?”

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center


Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

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