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TOO COOL TO MELT MEN'S garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
When the heat is on, stay ice-cold with the "TOO COOL TO MELT" Men’s Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt. This shirt doesn’t just make a statement, it declares that you're unshakable—even when everything else is burning up.
Made for those who keep their cool no matter the temperature, this heavyweight tee is a reminder that you’re too tough, too laid-back, and just plain too cool to sweat the small stuff. Whether you're tackling a summer heatwave, breezing through a busy day, or just chilling in the shade, this shirt lets everyone know you’re in control.
Crafted with premium garment-dyed fabric, this tee combines durability with a uniquely soft feel that only gets better with time. It’s built to last, just like your cool composure—no melting under pressure here.
So when the world starts heating up, throw on this tee and remind everyone that while they’re melting, you’re just getting started. Stay cool. Stay tough. Stay too cool to melt.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |