BANANA FIRST, QUESTIONS LATER MEN'S T-Shirt

There are two kinds of men in this world: those who ask permission… and those who grab the banana and figure it out later.

This shirt is for the latter. The go-getters. The instinct-driven. The unapologetic snackers who know that life is too short to second-guess a perfectly good banana.

It’s bold. It’s hilarious. And it’s a little bit wild—just like you. Whether you're conquering your to-do list or just dodging Monday meetings, this tee screams, “Priorities, people!”

Slip it on and channel your inner alpha primate. Decisions can wait. Bananas can't.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center


Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

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