CheekyGorilla
COOKED TO DEATH MEN'S garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
Ever felt like life slow-roasted you on a Tuesday?
This heavyweight tee gets it. Built tough like your last nerve and soft like the spot you’ve melted into after one too many burnout cycles, it’s made for the overcooked, the overworked, and the just-trying-to-make-it-through-the-week crew.
The phrase says it all—“Cooked to Death”—served with a side of sarcasm and a dash of dark humor. Whether you're done with the drama or just well-done in general, this shirt’s your badge of survival.
Perfect for: 9-to-5 grillers, burnout veterans, and anyone who’s been microwaved by life and still managed to show up.
You’re not just fried—you’re fashionably crispy.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |