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DRAGONS DON'T DO SMALL TALK MEN'S classic tee
For the bold souls who know that life is too short for small talk, the "DRAGONS DON’T DO SMALL TALK" Men’s Classic Tee is your new badge of honor. This shirt isn’t just for fantasy lovers—it’s for those who believe that real conversations are big, bold, and fire-breathing.
"Dragons Don’t Do Small Talk" is more than just a slogan—it’s a philosophy. It’s for those who prefer meaningful chats over surface-level chatter, who’d rather have deep, soul-searching convos than empty pleasantries. Whether you’re surrounded by people who love to talk or just enjoying your own company, this tee is a statement that you’ve got better things to do than engage in meaningless exchanges.
Made from soft, durable fabric, this classic tee offers comfort and style that lets you roam the world in total confidence. The relaxed fit makes it perfect for any occasion where you want to stand out and show the world that you’re not here for the small stuff.
So if you’re the kind of person who values depth and substance, throw on the "DRAGONS DON’T DO SMALL TALK" tee. Because when you’re as fiery as a dragon, there’s no room for anything less than epic.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |