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EARTH'S A WILD INVESTMENT MEN'S garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
Earth might be a bit unpredictable, but you’re here for the ride. The "EARTH'S A WILD INVESTMENT" men’s garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt is your witty way of acknowledging the gamble we’re all taking—and still managing to keep your cool. Life on Earth is full of surprises, highs, lows, and everything in between, but you’re in it for the long haul, and this shirt says it all.
Crafted from durable, garment-dyed fabric, this heavyweight tee is as tough as your sense of humor about the madness of life. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves ensures this shirt will hold up through all the wild investments life throws your way. The bold design? A perfect conversation starter—because everyone needs a reminder that the Earth is one investment no one saw coming.
Ready to rock this wild ride with style? Grab your "EARTH'S A WILD INVESTMENT" tee and wear it like the adventurous spirit you are.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |