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STUCK ON EARTH WITH THESE PEOPLE MEN'S garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
Stuck on Earth with these people? Yeah, we feel you. The "STUCK ON EARTH WITH THESE PEOPLE" men’s garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt is your ticket to showing the world that, while you may be physically here, your patience might be somewhere far away. It’s the shirt that lets everyone know you’re just waiting for a better ride out of this place—and the company? Well, let’s just say they could use a little improvement.
Made from heavyweight, garment-dyed fabric, this t-shirt is built to last through all the crazy, frustrating, and downright bizarre moments that Earth throws your way. The fit? Perfect. The vibe? A little out of this world, just like you.
Ready to let everyone know exactly how you feel? It’s time to embrace your inner alien with this bold, no-holds-barred tee. Grab yours now and wear it as a badge of honor. After all, you’re still stuck here—might as well look good while you’re doing it.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |