SWIPE TIGHT FOR MONKEY MEN'S organic ribbed neck t-shirt

Ever feel like dating apps are just a jungle of digital grunts and banana-peel slips? You're not alone—and this shirt says what we're all secretly thinking: the algorithm might just pair you with a monkey next.

Made from ultra-soft, eco-friendly organic cotton with a ribbed neckline for bold, structured comfort, this tee is for guys who know the swipe game is wild—and who aren’t afraid to laugh at it.

Wear it on your next casual scroll through chaos, your weekend coffee run, or that ironic first date. It’s cheeky, it’s clever, and it’s a conversation starter. Because let’s face it—if she doesn’t get the joke, she probably was the monkey.

The jungle is out there. Might as well dress like the king of it.

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)

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