CheekyGorilla
TOO SMART TO BE CAGED MEN'S organic ribbed neck t-shirt
You weren’t built for boxes, routines, or the nine-to-five hamster wheel. You’re the type who sees the trap before it’s even set—and walks the other way. This shirt? It’s a warning to the world: don’t try to contain what can outthink the cage.
Crafted from premium organic cotton with a ribbed neck that delivers comfort and structure, it’s made for sharp minds with zero tolerance for limits. Whether you're dodging conformity, flipping the script, or questioning the system before your first cup of coffee—this tee was stitched with your mindset in mind.
It’s for the disruptors, the deep thinkers, and the guys who can smell nonsense from a mile away. You don’t follow the rules—you write your own.
Because you’re Too Smart to Be Caged, and anyone trying to box you in better be ready for a jailbreak.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 ⅜ | 31-34 | 9 ¼ |
M | 29 ⅛ | 35-38 | 9 ½ |
L | 29 ⅞ | 39-41 | 9 ⅝ |
XL | 31 ⅛ | 42-45 | 9 ⅞ |
2XL | 32 ⅛ | 46-48 | 10 |
3XL | 33 ⅛ | 49-51 | 10 ¼ |
4XL | 33 ⅞ | 52-54 | 10 ¼ |
5XL | 34 ⅝ | 55-57 | 10 ¼ |
LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 72 | 78.7-86.4 | 23.5 |
M | 74 | 89-96.5 | 24 |
L | 76 | 99-104.1 | 24.5 |
XL | 79 | 106.7-114.3 | 25 |
2XL | 81.5 | 116.8-122 | 25.5 |
3XL | 84 | 124.5-129.5 | 26 |
4XL | 86 | 132-137.2 | 26 |
5XL | 88 | 139.7-144.8 | 26 |