CheekyGorilla
ZERO MEOTIONS MEN'S garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt
For those who’ve mastered the art of keeping it cool and staying unfazed, the "ZERO EMOTIONS" Men’s Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt is your ultimate vibe. This shirt isn’t just about style—it’s about showing the world that you’re unbothered, unaffected, and completely in control.
"Zero Emotions" is more than just a motto—it’s a way of life. It’s for the ones who know that emotions don’t control them. Whether you’re dealing with drama, stress, or just another hectic day, this tee says it all: you’re emotionally bulletproof. No matter what happens, you stay unshaken, unruffled, and, well, zero emotions.
Crafted from heavyweight, garment-dyed fabric, this shirt is as tough as your unflappable demeanor. The durable, soft material keeps you comfortable while letting everyone know you’ve got everything in check—no mood swings here. The relaxed fit makes it ideal for those days when you just want to keep things chill and in control.
So if you’re the kind of person who knows that emotions are optional, throw on the "ZERO EMOTIONS" tee. Because when you’ve mastered the art of keeping your cool, nothing can throw you off balance.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |