THE PROCASTINATOR Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

Master of delay, king of take-your-time.

The Procrastinator Short-Sleeve T-shirt is for those who thrive in the art of putting things off—because why rush when you can enjoy the journey? Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, this shirt embraces the laid-back pace of life and gives a wink to those who know that sometimes, the best ideas come when you’ve had a little extra time to think (and rethink).

With a design that celebrates the humor in procrastination, the Procrastinator tee is perfect for anyone who knows that sometimes, it's okay to take your sweet time. Whether you’re waiting until the last minute or just enjoying the process of slowly getting things done, this shirt is a reminder that perfection takes time—and a little bit of delay never hurt anyone.

Wear it, and show the world that you’re not procrastinating—you're just waiting for the right moment. After all, who needs deadlines when you're the master of your own time?

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

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