CheekyGorilla
EARTH'S NOT INCLUDED WOMEN'S T-Shirt
You came for the vibes, not the baggage. This tee is for the cosmic queens, the stargazers, and the intergalactic introverts who know that Earth is a little overrated.
Whether you're daydreaming about distant galaxies or just trying to survive one more group chat, this shirt says it all: Earth’s not included—and that’s the best part.
With a relaxed fit and soft-as-space-dust fabric, it’s perfect for alienating yourself in style. Wear it while orbiting your own thoughts, skipping social gravity, or just avoiding Monday.
Because sometimes, the best plan is to stay weird and leave the planet out of it.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |