LATE CRETACEOUS WOMEN'S T-Shirt

You weren’t born in the wrong era—you just haven’t evolved out of it. This shirt is a tribute to the glorious, chaotic final act of the dino kingdom—when the drama was high, the predators were savage, and survival meant showing up with style and teeth.

Perfect for those who feel a little too ancient for modern nonsense, this tee delivers a comfy, lived-in feel with enough edge to let the world know: you’re not extinct—you’re just rare.

It’s soft, relaxed, and designed for ruling the world one sarcastic comment at a time. Whether you're stomping through your to-do list or side-eyeing the asteroid of adulthood, this shirt has your fossil-fabulous back.

Own your era. Rule your time. If you're going out, go out in fashion worthy of the Late Cretaceous.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

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