ROLLINN' SINCE THE TRIASSIC WOMEN'S Short Sleeve V-Neck T-Shirt

You weren’t just born ready—you’ve been rollin’ since reptiles ruled the earth and brunch didn’t exist. This tee is for the unstoppable forces of nature who’ve been thriving since the dawn of drama, and have the fossil-level confidence to prove it.

It’s soft, breathable, and cut with that laid-back v-neck vibe, but don’t let the comfort fool you—this shirt rolls with power. Power that says you’ve been here since the Triassic, dodging meteors, ignoring red flags, and evolving past the nonsense.

Wear it while casually conquering your day, making history look easy, or reminding everyone that you’ve got ancient energy—and it still slaps.

Because trends come and go, but real ones? They’ve been Rollin’ Since the Triassic.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Coverstitched v-neck and hemmed sleeves
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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