CheekyGorilla
ABDUCT NOW classic tee
Ever had a moment when you just wanted to grab life by the reins and go full throttle? The "ABDUCT NOW" Classic Tee is here for those who are ready to take the leap, no questions asked. It's bold, it's cheeky, and it’s a call to action—because sometimes, you just have to abduct your own destiny.
This shirt isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s for the adventurers, the risk-takers, and those who understand that life’s too short to wait around. With a message like that, you’re bound to turn a few heads and leave people wondering what kind of wild ride you’ve got in mind. And no, we’re not talking about an actual abduction (unless that’s your thing, but no judgment here).
Crafted from premium, soft cotton, this tee is built for comfort and style. Whether you’re plotting your next big move or just casually strolling through the day, this classic fit will keep you feeling relaxed while making a statement.
Why wait? Seize the day with "ABDUCT NOW." It’s a reminder to stop being passive and start taking control. Whether it’s a spontaneous road trip, an impulsive decision, or a bold career move, this tee has your back. Go ahead—abduct the moment.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |