BEAM ME UP, I'M OVER THIS MEN'S classic tee

Reality check: Earth is exhausting.

Emails, small talk, traffic jams... who designed this simulation? If you've ever stared into the void of your 9-5 and whispered, “Get me outta here,” this tee is your official distress signal to the universe.

With a classic cut and timeless feel, it’s not just clothing—it’s your wearable resignation letter to everyday nonsense. Boldly printed with a message every burned-out earthling secretly agrees with.

Throw it on when you’re one coffee away from launching into orbit. Just don’t be surprised if aliens actually take the hint.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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