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EARTH'S A WILD INVESTMENT MEN'S T-Shirt
Let’s face it—Earth is a bit of a gamble. The "EARTH'S A WILD INVESTMENT" men’s t-shirt is your way of telling the world that, while the planet might be unpredictable, you’re here for the ride. It’s a witty, bold statement for those who know that life is full of risks, but you’ve got a sense of humor about it. After all, who knew the investment in Earth would come with such wild returns?
Made with soft, breathable fabric, this tee feels as comfortable as it is clever, and the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves ensures it’s built to last through all the ups and downs. Whether you're navigating through the chaos of the day or just waiting for your next big breakthrough, this shirt is your constant reminder to embrace the adventure.
Ready to show the world that you’re in for the long haul—no matter how wild it gets? Grab yours now, and wear it like the investment guru you were always meant to be.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |