NEXT ABDUCTION DELAYED Women’s relaxed v-neck t-shirt

Still stuck on Earth? Yeah… us too. Apparently, the aliens hit traffic in another galaxy—or maybe they’re just ghosting us now. Either way, your next abduction has been delayed, and this tee is here to break the bad news with style.

Crafted from buttery-soft fabric with a relaxed fit and breezy V-neck, this shirt wraps you in comfort while you wait for your spaceship ride home. Whether you're dodging adulting, rolling your eyes at humanity, or just out stargazing with snacks—this shirt gets your vibe.

Wearing this tee is a whole mood. It's for the beautifully weird, the cosmic wanderers, and the Earthlings who know they don’t belong here—but are stuck until further notice. Pair it with jeans or pajama pants, because... let’s be real, we’re not sure when they’ll be back.

Add to cart before the mothership actually shows up—because nothing says “beam me up” like a T-shirt that speaks your truth.

• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction

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