PRIMATES BEFORE DEADLINES MEN'S classic tee

Deadlines? Stress? Endless to-do lists? Nah. First, we vibe with our tribe. Because deep down, we all know—primates come before priorities.

This tee is for the man who understands the unspoken hierarchy of life: hang with the homies, throw a few bananas, maybe scratch your back on a tree… then maybe get to the spreadsheet.

Crafted for comfort and self-expression, this shirt is a hilarious declaration that you refuse to let hustle culture kill your jungle rhythm.

So take a break. Beat your chest. Miss a meeting if you must. Real ones know: evolution didn’t climb out of a cave just to hit submit on a TPS report.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem


Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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